CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS

 
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ineedhugs




ineedhugs

Joined: June 18, 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:57 am    Post subject: CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS Reply with quote

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were h--- everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit.Repairmen refused to work in the house.The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchasea new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

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vitabella




vitabella

Joined: July 26, 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.New here, and needing to make new friends.
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riverotter




riverotter

Joined: May 17, 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

`Great story. Strange how people can be. I was checking out some of the sites and found this one. Since I am one of the alumni thought I might talk to those of the same persuasion. Thought this place would be brimming due to the state of matrimony. Guess not. But better to have quality than quantity, right? I offer my hand in friendship. LOL. Live long and prosper. Ciao!

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