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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:56 pm    Post subject: weekend vacation??

a friend of mine has inspired this latest rant, see he was bitching about having to go see his family in northern MN and I just couldnt help but pick up on this subject.
What I dont understand about the family “holiday weekend is this.
Husband and wife pile the kids into the car , run to the gas station, fuel up, buy the kids their drinks and snacks , and then proceed to drive like hell to get there, 385 miles in 5.5 hours . well ok you finally get there! Good , right?

Only the kids have had to pee for the last 3 hours, you scared the sh*t out of your wife with your road rage , 78 mph in a 70 got you a speeding ticket .

Then you all are tired and need to hit the sack so after going like hells own to get there you spend an hour with the extended family that you really didnt want to see then retire to your motel room

The next morning all you and the wife have to say on the stress building 15 mile stint back to aunt elanes is she had better not______ . so when you walk through the door 15 minutes pass and she does exactly ______ .
So you and your wife are already stressed out miserable and tired , and just dont want to be there in the first place , so when jj & ricky start their_____ , you are even more pissed off. This sh*t continues all day Saturday and Sunday. So when you hit the road Sunday night you are in even worse shape and mad as hell about everything! You almost run 3 cars off the road on the way home !
TOTAL COST :
3 days of your life
$125 motel
$176 gas
$75 ticket
$140 insurance increases
moral of the story, stay home !
order in pizza watch harry potter with the kids , teach them about morals, your wife doesnt need a stress filled car ride , she needs a hug! Give it to her , then let her unload her brain on you , give her a back rub, teach the kids about arodynamic theory, get sloppy drunk and eat the wifes puss for an hour .
WAS THE TRIP REALLY WORTH IT??????
NO!!



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